Steal a Brainrot Dealer Guide
Brainrot Dealer Update
Overview
The Brainrot Dealer Update is one of the most anticipated updates in Steal a Brainrot history. This major update introduces a revolutionary new shop system that replaces the Witch Fuse machine, bringing 10 brand-new Brainrots and significant changes to the Admin Abuse event. If you want to stay ahead of the competition, this guide covers everything you need to know.
Release Date & Time
The Brainrot Dealer Update goes live on Saturday, November 8, 2025 for most time zones. Here are the exact release times by region:
| Region | Date & Time |
|---|---|
| US (East) | November 8 at 3:00 PM ET |
| Brazil | November 8 at 4:00 PM BRT |
| Europe | November 8 at 9:00 PM CET |
| Russia | November 8 at 10:00 PM MSK |
| India | November 9 at 12:30 AM IST |
| Philippines | November 9 at 3:00 AM Manila Time |
| China | November 9 at 3:00 AM CST |
| Japan | November 9 at 4:00 AM JST |
| Australia | November 9 at 6:00 AM AEDT |
| New Zealand | November 9 at 8:00 AM NZDT |
What is the Brainrot Dealer?
The Brainrot Dealer is a new shop-style system that replaces or evolves the previous "Witch Fuse" machine. This revolutionary mechanic introduces a completely new way to acquire Brainrots through direct purchase rather than relying solely on fusion or stealing.
Key Features
- 30-Minute Restock Cycle: The shop inventory refreshes every 30 minutes with new Brainrots available for purchase
- Direct Purchase System: Buy Brainrots directly instead of relying on fusion or stealing
- 10 New Brainrots: A complete set of new units ranging from Rare to Secret rarity
- Replaces Witch Fuse: This new system takes over from the previous Witch Fuse machine
- Timed Availability: Limited-time inventory means you need to act fast
The 10 New Brainrots
The update introduces 10 brand-new Brainrots across multiple rarity tiers. Here's what we know:
| Name | Rarity | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Cupcake Koala | Rare | Confirmed |
| Doi Doi Do | Rare | Confirmed |
| Clickerino Crabo | Epic | Confirmed |
| Stoppo Luminino | Epic | Confirmed |
| Money Money Man | Mythic | Confirmed |
| Noo La Polizia | Mythic | Confirmed |
| Pirulitoita Bicicleteira | Mythic | Confirmed |
| Los Puggies | Mythic | Confirmed |
| Secret Brainrot #1 | Secret | Mystery |
| Secret Brainrot #2 | Secret | Mystery |
Rarity Breakdown
- Rare: 2 Brainrots (Cupcake Koala, Doi Doi Do)
- Epic: 2 Brainrots (Clickerino Crabo, Stoppo Luminino)
- Mythic: 4 Brainrots (Money Money Man, Noo La Polizia, Pirulitoita Bicicleteira, Los Puggies)
- Secret: 2 Brainrots (Names not yet revealed)
Priority Brainrots to Target
- Secret Brainrots - Highest priority, likely best income rates
- Money Money Man (Mythic) - Name suggests high income potential
- Noo La Polizia (Mythic) - Mythic rarity means strong value
- Other Mythic Brainrots - Strong mid-to-high tier options
Admin Abuse Event Changes
The update also brings significant changes to the Admin Abuse event:
- Three Spawn Paths: Previously, the event had one spawn path. Now there are three separate conveyor paths
- More Spawn Points: Increased spawn locations mean more opportunities to grab Brainrots
- Higher Competition: More paths = more players competing simultaneously
- Increased Chaos: The event will be more intense and require better positioning
Strategy Implications
- Stay Mobile: You'll need to move between all three paths to maximize opportunities
- Positioning Matters: Being in the right place at the right time becomes even more critical
- Team Coordination: If playing with friends, coordinate to cover different paths
- Quick Reactions: More spawns mean you need faster reaction times
How to Prepare for the Update
- Save Your In-Game Currency 💰
Critical Priority: Start saving money NOW!
The Brainrot Dealer will stock powerful Brainrots that require significant funds
Secret and Mythic Brainrots will likely cost millions or billions
Having funds ready gives you immediate purchasing power when the update drops
Target: Save at least $1B+ if possible, more for Secret Brainrots - Log In Right at Launch ⏰
Timing is Everything:
Be logged in 5-10 minutes before your regional launch time
The first restock happens immediately when the update goes live
Early players get first pick of the best inventory
Set alarms/reminders for your time zone's launch time - Understand the Restock Cycle 🔄
30-Minute Windows:
The shop restocks every 30 minutes
Plan your play sessions around restock times
Set timers to check back every 30 minutes
The best Brainrots may sell out quickly, so check frequently - Prioritize New Brainrots 🎯
Acquisition Strategy:
First Priority: Secret Brainrots (highest income potential)
Second Priority: Money Money Man and other Mythic Brainrots
Third Priority: Epic Brainrots (good value, easier to afford)
Fourth Priority: Rare Brainrots (if budget allows) - Prepare for Admin Abuse Event 🎪
Event Preparation:
Review the new three-path layout
Practice quick movement and positioning
Prepare for increased competition
Consider teaming up with friends to cover all paths - Review Your Base Defenses 🛡️
Security Matters:
With new valuable Brainrots, you'll be a bigger target
Strengthen your base defenses (see our Advanced Base Defense Strategies)
Consider using private servers for new acquisitions
Have an evacuation plan ready
Why This Update Matters
Economic Impact
- Market Shift: New Brainrots will change the in-game economy
- Trading Value: Early acquisition means higher trading value
- Income Advantage: New Brainrots likely have better income rates
- Competitive Edge: Players who adapt quickly will dominate
Strategic Changes
- New Acquisition Method: Direct purchase offers an alternative to stealing
- Timing Element: 30-minute restocks add a strategic timing component
- Reduced Downtime: Less waiting, more steady progression
- Accessibility: Easier for players who struggle with stealing mechanics
Long-Term Benefits
- Early Adopter Advantage: Securing new Brainrots early positions you for long-term success
- Collection Value: Limited-time availability increases collectible value
- Income Generation: New Brainrots may generate significantly higher income
- Community Status: Owning rare new Brainrots boosts your reputation
What's NOT in This Update
- ❌ No New Rebirth Levels: Focus is on the shop system, not progression tiers
- ❌ No New Rituals: No new ritual mechanics in this update
- ❌ No Major Gameplay Overhauls: Core mechanics remain the same
The update is focused and streamlined - shop system and new Brainrots are the main features.
Strategy Guide
Day 1 Strategy
- Be Online at Launch: Log in 5-10 minutes early
- Check Dealer Immediately: See what's available in first restock
- Prioritize Secret/Mythic: Buy highest rarity you can afford
- Monitor Restocks: Set 30-minute timers
- Participate in Admin Abuse: Take advantage of three-path event
Week 1 Strategy
- Build Collection: Acquire as many new Brainrots as possible
- Optimize Income: Use new Brainrots to generate more money
- Trade Smart: Consider trading duplicates for missing pieces
- Defend Aggressively: Protect your new valuable acquisitions
Long-Term Strategy
- Complete Collection: Aim to own all 10 new Brainrots
- Maximize Income: Use new Brainrots to accelerate progress
- Market Position: Establish yourself as a top collector
- Community Leadership: Share knowledge and help others
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What time does the update release in my timezone?
A: Check the release date table above. For India (IST), it's November 9 at 12:30 AM. For US East Coast, it's November 8 at 3:00 PM ET.
Q: How often does the Brainrot Dealer restock?
A: Every 30 minutes the inventory refreshes with new Brainrots available for purchase.
Q: Will there be new Rebirth levels?
A: No - this update focuses on the shop system and new Brainrots. No new Rebirth levels or rituals are included.
Q: Are the Secret Brainrots revealed?
A: No - two Secret Brainrots are confirmed but their names and details are still a mystery. You'll need to discover them when the update launches.
Q: How much money should I save?
A: As much as possible! Secret Brainrots will likely cost billions. Aim for at least $1B+, but more is better. Mythic Brainrots may cost hundreds of millions.
Q: Can I still steal Brainrots?
A: Yes! Stealing remains a core mechanic. The Dealer just adds a new acquisition method - you can still steal from other players.
Q: Does this replace the Witch Fuse permanently?
A: The update replaces the Witch Fuse with the Brainrot Dealer system. Whether this is permanent or temporary remains to be seen.
Q: What happens to my existing Brainrots?
A: Nothing changes - your existing collection remains intact. This update only adds new Brainrots.
Related Guides
- Admin Abuse Schedule & Guide - Learn about Admin Abuse events
- Brainrot Money & Value Guide - Understand Brainrot values and income
- Advanced Base Defense Strategies - Protect your new Brainrots
- Steal a Brainrot Rebirth Guide - Learn about rebirths
- Brainrot Dealer Wiki - Detailed wiki information
Conclusion
The Brainrot Dealer Update represents a major shift in how players acquire Brainrots in Steal a Brainrot. With 10 new Brainrots, a revolutionary shop system, and enhanced Admin Abuse events, this update offers exciting new opportunities for players who prepare properly.
Key Takeaways:
- 🗓️ Release Date: November 8, 2025 (times vary by region)
- 🏪 New System: Brainrot Dealer shop with 30-minute restocks
- 🎁 10 New Brainrots: From Rare to Secret rarity
- 🎪 Enhanced Events: Three-path Admin Abuse event
- 💰 Save Money: Start saving now for the best Brainrots
- ⏰ Be Early: Log in at launch for first pick
- 🛡️ Defend Well: Protect your valuable new acquisitions
Prepare now, act fast when the update drops, and dominate the new Brainrot Dealer system! Good luck! 🚀